Everything's going to be all right. Believe it.

Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a piano

Me as I want to be

My love for you exceeds all bounds

I'm not snooty, I'm shy

 

Four stages of cat

Read counter clockwise

1. Dreaming of birds
2. Rudely awakened by realization that I am a house cat and thus far too enclosed to snare and kill birds. Check out my eye scum. It's deplorable, these conditions.
3. But I have a soft underbelly. It's sooo sooooft. I'm soooo cute.
4. Don't mess with me. I have claws. And teeth.

How humans can understand their cats

http://speaklolcat.com/

Startled by my beauty

 

Professional sleeper, doing my job